Rednecks 'n' Roses

When Amber Blake inherited a farmhouse and land from an aunt, she had no idea she would be getting the vampire that slept in the tub as a bonus. Rusty Nipple, yes, that is his real name, is living in the farmhouse. He was changed into a vampire not that long ago and he is hiding from his family, the rest of the Nipples. When Amber arrives and tries to turn him into her idea of what a vampire should be, well, let's just say he is the redneck part of the title. Eventually, she gets him all trained and he gets her all sexually satisfied.  Thanks to characters with surnames like Nipple and Keister, this book is a bundle of fun. It helps if you have a fine understanding of Jeff Foxworthy's humor, as well!

Fangs 'n' Foxes

Darnell DeLouis was gearing up for a rumble to protect his territory, Trenton, New Jersey. The only thing standing in his way of ripping apart that mooch, the leader of the rival vampire gang, is the massive cavity in his fang. His assistant hooks him up with a dentist and as it turns out, she is an honest-to-goodness Tooth Fairy, wings and all. LaLilia was only trying to do her job of bringing peace to her corner of the world. But, even the lusciousness of the sexy fairy cannot sway the kingpin vampire from his purpose. When the dust finally settles, guess who will be the winner? This tricky fairy and her faithful, peace-loving crew will tame the sexy vampire and his posse.

Frannie 'n' the Private Dick

Francesca Valentine was a disaster that had happened, repeatedly. Being a mobster’s moll had trickled out and now she found herself with fangs and a lot of time on her hands. Niall Keegan had not meant to turn this beautiful girl into his vampire mate, it just happened. Ok, not quite as coincidental as it seems, but he never planned on it turning out like this. When she asks to help with his private investigation firm by doing more than filing, he is, of course, extremely resistant. He quickly caves in and finds stakeouts had never been so stimulating and exciting.

This is a trio of hilarious, extremely sexy tales of whacky lovers. There is a definite tongue in cheek feel to the stories. Each one has its own flavor and they all are delectable. Honestly, however, I did not like Fangs ‘n’ Foxes as much as the other two. The hero was a little too mentally vulnerable, ok, dorky, dumb, and easily-manipulated, for my tastes. All in all, though, these authors did a great job with tickling my funny bone and, well, other parts we will not mention. Be warned, the sex scenes are graphic and thus Ellora’s Cave has rated this anthology as an E-rotic read!